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Rules:

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.

Post the first definition it gives you.

Tag 3 people.

1.)Your name?

Maria~

The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars.
The song. "Maria.. I just met a girl named Maria."


2.)Your age?

14

The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*

(noweí.)

3.)One of your friends?

... ...U-uh...

1. To mock being offended
2. Another word for "erm" or "um"
3. Noise of pleasure

1. Steve: You're so stoopid
Bob: UH!!!! WELL!!

2. Steve: Did you do the maths homework ?
Bob: Uhh... well...

3. Steve: *fucks*
Random slut: UhhhhhUHuhuhhhuhuhhh


(Me quedo con la primera )


4.)What should you be doing?

Nothing

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.


5.)Favorite color?

Sky-blue

the color that no crayon can capture. a color that is never the same everyday. it changes all the time. sky blue is the color of the sky. duh
person 1: what color do you think the sky is?
person 2: uh sky blue. why?
person 1:is there a crayon for it?
person 2: no. because the sky always changes color...dumbass

6.)Birthplace?

Linares

a cultural town south of monterrey in the state of Nuevo Leon, in Mexico.
juan= say bro where u get them "glorias"?
pepe= in linares bro, you aint know?

(TT y es la unica descripcion...)


7.)Month of birth?

January

The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?

Person 1: Im glad its January

Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!

Person 1: IKR?! mine too.

Person 2: who doesnt love January?

Person 1: only losers


8.)Last person you talked to?

Mami

Mamí, Is spanish slang for baby, sexy,
Other names used ... Chula, Mamacita, Mamita, Nena etc.
*Ay mamí tù tan caliente.
(oh, Girl you soo Sexy.)

*Ey, Mamí cum ov'a here, Let me talk to you right quick.

(.__.'' Y-yo... -cof-)


9.)One of your nicknames?

Tita

a large tough woman
Jo is a tita you don't want to mess with...

(-le gasp-)

Tag:

Caca

Duh! Its dook that comes out of you know where! (dung, dook, crap, poop, excrement, anal droppings, anal waste, etc.)
Babies can't help it when they make caca in their daipers!


Yepeee~

Me da lata ir a buscar el resto de las weas que pongo en mi journal D8.





PD: A las kengahs no se les pregunta sobre los amigos, se pueden ofender.